Felix seems to be in an unhappy marriage. His wife likes to hammer him with a rolling pin. While playing the piano, the table begins to dance and his wife’s prized Chinese vase falls to the floor.
Since he can’t afford to buy one at the local vase store, he has a dog dig to China and this leads to an adventure to replace the broken vase. As is usually the case, he steals one and is set upon by hoards of Chinese men. Not all that creative.
